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Age/Gender: 42, Male
Location: In your mom's asshole
Job: Offender
Not the best artist on NG, but I know how to stir up a shit-tornado, and was Portal Submitter Zero.
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Whistle Status: Normal
Exp. Points: 60 / 100
Exp. Rank #: 236,466
Voting Pow.: 2.97 votes
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Flash Reviews: 24
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 1
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Amazing!
I found this on MSNBC today - tortured the fuck out of that dude, laughed my ass off, and sent the link to my friends and family! Then I went to MSNBC's boards, and trolled the hell out of those whining soccer moms.
Reminds me of some of the stuff Tom and I worked on back in 1999, when NG was just Flash 3 Teletubbies parodies and Club A Seal.
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"I'm all about the violence, but damn, kid"
Let me give you some advice, OK? To be effective, violence has to be either hyper-realistic, drop-dead funny, or BOTH. Violence has to have a PURPOSE in order to be entertaining.
I hate to give bad reviews, but damn. Just damn.
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"That was breathtakingly beautiful"
Lots and lots of work went into that, and it shows. Beautiful. I think that the Flasb Community needs to move into doing their own DV movies. Hollywood sucks - out of all the "blockbusters" this summer, 11 of them are remakes or sequels of old movies, or are cheesy remakes of old TV shows.
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