Recent Movie Reviews


Mr. Happy Face Mr. Happy Face

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I'm all about the violence, but damn, kid

Let me give you some advice, OK? To be effective, violence has to be either hyper-realistic, drop-dead funny, or BOTH. Violence has to have a PURPOSE in order to be entertaining.

I hate to give bad reviews, but damn. Just damn.


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"The Fox and the Mirrior" "The Fox and the Mirrior"

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was breathtakingly beautiful

Lots and lots of work went into that, and it shows. Beautiful. I think that the Flasb Community needs to move into doing their own DV movies. Hollywood sucks - out of all the "blockbusters" this summer, 11 of them are remakes or sequels of old movies, or are cheesy remakes of old TV shows.


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Taking Retards to the Zoo Taking Retards to the Zoo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DEAD MILKMEN! FUCK YEAH!

As an old fan of the Dead Milkmen, I gotta say that that damned near put me into a siezure - OF LAUGHTER! Awesome!


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Recent Game Reviews


The Torture Game 2 The Torture Game 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG LOL WTF

Amazing!

I found this on MSNBC today - tortured the fuck out of that dude, laughed my ass off, and sent the link to my friends and family! Then I went to MSNBC's boards, and trolled the hell out of those whining soccer moms.

Reminds me of some of the stuff Tom and I worked on back in 1999, when NG was just Flash 3 Teletubbies parodies and Club A Seal.


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The Schwarzenegger Dance The Schwarzenegger Dance

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Loved it!

Fucking funny as fuck! The way he's in that tutu, looking like a little girls' dance recital - baw haw haw! And the crappy music, it made me bust a gut! Could have been bloodier, with Arnie screaming for mercy and shit. But overall, it gets the EvilDave seal of approval!