Score: 10

"OMG LOL WTF"

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: June 24, 2008

Amazing!

I found this on MSNBC today - tortured the fuck out of that dude, laughed my ass off, and sent the link to my friends and family! Then I went to MSNBC's boards, and trolled the hell out of those whining soccer moms.

Reminds me of some of the stuff Tom and I worked on back in 1999, when NG was just Flash 3 Teletubbies parodies and Club A Seal.

Score: 3

"I'm all about the violence, but damn, kid"

submission: Mr. Happy Face

date: August 19, 2005

Let me give you some advice, OK? To be effective, violence has to be either hyper-realistic, drop-dead funny, or BOTH. Violence has to have a PURPOSE in order to be entertaining.

I hate to give bad reviews, but damn. Just damn.

Score: 10

"That was breathtakingly beautiful"

submission: "The Fox and the Mirrior"

date: May 12, 2005

Lots and lots of work went into that, and it shows. Beautiful. I think that the Flasb Community needs to move into doing their own DV movies. Hollywood sucks - out of all the "blockbusters" this summer, 11 of them are remakes or sequels of old movies, or are cheesy remakes of old TV shows.

Score: 10

"DEAD MILKMEN! FUCK YEAH!"

submission: Taking Retards to the Zoo

date: May 2, 2005

As an old fan of the Dead Milkmen, I gotta say that that damned near put me into a siezure - OF LAUGHTER! Awesome!

Score: 10

"Man, that was GREAT!"

submission: MC Hawking: Music Video

date: April 28, 2005

"On blind faith they place reliance - what we need more of is SCIENCE!" Truer words are seldom spoken. Fundies and New Agers irk the hell out of me. The universe was NOT created in 6 days 6000 years ago by the magical mystery man in the sky.

Score: 9

"This cartoon is the SHIZZ-NITE!"

submission: A New Bunny

date: April 28, 2005

EvilDave here - and I support this message! I prefer the censored version, because there is just something about hearing a stream of BEEPs when a character is screaming and ranting. Awesome. I see great things from this band of merry pranksters.

Score: 10

"That was awesome"

submission: Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE

date: June 19, 2004

Must be using Flash MX from the quality of the effects. Good stuff!

Score: 10

"Oh, man, that was awesome..."

submission: this is your life (nge)

date: June 3, 2003

...especially if you're one of the artists he used! Seeing my shot from Britney's Dirty Sanchez used in the context of "This Is Your Life" by the Dust Brothers filled my with joy, as did seeing my scene of Ricky Martin getting the shit beeat out of him. And the use of Pico was excellent, too.

Cheers to you, sir!
EvilDave

Score: 10

"OMFG! That was MAAAADNESS!"

submission: silverlocks (x-mas remix)

date: June 3, 2003

I had read of my own "Santa Claus Is Dead" deing compared to Solverlocks, so I checked it out. Dude, that was BRILLIANT! Oh, the fucking sheer horror of seeing Santa mauled and disembowelled made me quiver with evil delight. You sir, are EVIL, and I extend my hand to you in satanic brotherhood. H41L S8N!

Cheers,
EvilDave

Score: 8

"Kick ass heh heh heh"

submission: AO: War on Iraq

date: June 3, 2003

Good stuff! I like the first-person feel of the whole thing. Plus, lots of politically incorrect killing and bloodshed! Up yours, bleeding-heart pussies! BWAW HAW HAW!