EvilDave's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mr. Happy Face]

I'm all about the violence, but damn, kid

Let me give you some advice, OK? To be effective, violence has to be either hyper-realistic, drop-dead funny, or BOTH. Violence has to have a PURPOSE in order to be entertaining.

I hate to give bad reviews, but damn. Just damn.

["The Fox and the Mirrior"]

That was breathtakingly beautiful

Lots and lots of work went into that, and it shows. Beautiful. I think that the Flasb Community needs to move into doing their own DV movies. Hollywood sucks - out of all the "blockbusters" this summer, 11 of them are remakes or sequels of old movies, or are cheesy remakes of old TV shows.

[Taking Retards to the Zoo]

DEAD MILKMEN! FUCK YEAH!

As an old fan of the Dead Milkmen, I gotta say that that damned near put me into a siezure - OF LAUGHTER! Awesome!

[MC Hawking: Music Video]

Man, that was GREAT!

"On blind faith they place reliance - what we need more of is SCIENCE!" Truer words are seldom spoken. Fundies and New Agers irk the hell out of me. The universe was NOT created in 6 days 6000 years ago by the magical mystery man in the sky.

[A New Bunny]

This cartoon is the SHIZZ-NITE!

EvilDave here - and I support this message! I prefer the censored version, because there is just something about hearing a stream of BEEPs when a character is screaming and ranting. Awesome. I see great things from this band of merry pranksters.

[Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE]

That was awesome

Must be using Flash MX from the quality of the effects. Good stuff!

[silverlocks (x-mas remix)]

OMFG! That was MAAAADNESS!

I had read of my own "Santa Claus Is Dead" deing compared to Solverlocks, so I checked it out. Dude, that was BRILLIANT! Oh, the fucking sheer horror of seeing Santa mauled and disembowelled made me quiver with evil delight. You sir, are EVIL, and I extend my hand to you in satanic brotherhood. H41L S8N!

Cheers,
EvilDave

[New Recruit]

Friggin' Funny!

I really enjoyed that one. The vector-graphics renditions of the old classic super-villians were dead-on, and the ending absolutely cracked me up.

[Star Wars : AOTPDD]

That was fuckin' funny

That was fuckin' funny

[Valentine's Day]

A better ending?

A better ending would be if he told her to get stuffed, and went out and bought a hooker instead! LOL