EvilDave's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stick Figthers]

This one is indeed a steaming pile of poo!

I couldn't even get past round 1 - it was horrible. Stock sound effects, no music, not even any kind of preloader. Not fit to wipe yer ass with!

[Barnyard Shenanigans!]

Que La Chinga?

(that's espanol for "what the fuck?) Whoa. Wild ride there!

[Toy Story Cinemargh]

BAW HAW HAW HAW!

This is one of my favorites! Haw haw haw! "Gramma, you got double penetration!" FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!! That shit is funny!

[Dr. WeedMiester ep.1]

A 500k download for THIS?!?!?

Sorry, dude. I never post anything here unless it's FINISHED. I never post anything here unless it's FUNNY, either!

[drug culture beaver]

Good concept

I loved the idea of Leave It To Beaver on acid. This must be the guy's first movie, so I have to give him a break. Hell, I just might steal the general idea and jazz it up, Evil TV style. Except I'd make it something a little more harsh, like ANGEL DUST!

[No Hunting]

BAW HAW HAW HAW!

This is great! The way it plays out made me bust out laughing!

[Axe]

AXE RULES!

Great fuckin' job, man. This is a masterpiece of brutality! Snuff Said!

[Star Trek]

I hate to say this, but

this was a total load of crap. Sure, the Bill Gates was kinda funny, as was the Borg Queen offering sex. But damn! If the characters were animated, and the dialogue more original than WAV files from the show, this might have potential. This only made me depressed.